My actual sexuality is this rendition of Blue Monday played on 1930s instruments.

Femme energy: oral sex, bdsm, smoke/alc 💕😈 Show more

whenever i'm not horntposting that's just an interlewd

sometimes you're both hands, and for me, this is one of those times

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Just saying but white people should probably think twice before creating POC sockpuppets accounts?

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geodes look fucking delicious i will eat an entire geode

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lewd, selfie Show more

Simpsons, fatphobia Show more

1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊

3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him

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I'm glad I have all my friends who live in my pocket here

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Bobby from King of the Hill is such concentrated anti-toxic masculinity.
-doesn’t ignore women’s feelings
-deeply cares about a brown woman
-isn’t afraid about not being masculine 24/7
-stays happy even when his family pushes him back as a queer individual
-is actually pretty woke and doesn’t try to pretend he knows more than everyone else
He’s not perfect but he’s a great kid and I love Bobby Hill.

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