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an updated intro/about post:

i'm natalie, mid-20s, white, northwest uk. i am queer, agender, some flavour of anarchist, & hopelessly devoted to every cat ever.

this is a 🔒 acct for personal thoughts & lowkey shitposting. no beef if i don't accept your request: i'm keeping things chill & quiet over here.

💜 💜 💜

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i actually booked a holiday! mastodon user false_dmitry is going to the states!

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🎵 if you like piña coladas 🎵
🎵 and getting hit by a train 🎵

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- a microSD card weighs somewhere around 0.4g
- the highest capacity microSD that's easily available is 256GB
- a trebuchet can throw a 90kg projectile over 300m

90kg worth of microSD cards is 225,000 of them

Therefore a trebuchet can throw 57.6PB of data over 300m

This would have the highest throughput of any telecommunications network ever created

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hello uk people (and anywhere else if you wanna pay postage and it's legal)!
do you want free seeds!!!

here's the list of seeds i am giving away: pastebin.com/mK7EqKmv
i'll try to keep it updated with anything that's claimed
drop me a reply or a message if you want anything or you have a question! also boost this, i want these to get used 🌞🌱

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The sixth annual international Gender Census 2019 is now open until 25th March!

smartsurvey.co.uk/s/gendercens

It's for anyone whose genders (or lack thereof) aren't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and the results are useful in academia, business, and self-advocacy.

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Think how far we've come as a civilisation. From thousands of years ago... all the mechanical and technological advances that have bought us to this point. To a world of permanent global communication at the touch of a screen, the ability to reach people all around the world at any time so that we can share the knowledge that cum is a type of soup.

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I think some rich people are learning but still guillotine they asses

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I have a blanket and a cat and I will never need pants again

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