There are creepy fucking sounds coming from my ceiling, I’m praying that it’s just mice

@kirstyyarr maybe I should elaborate that ‘fucking’ is an intensifier here, I’m not actually hearing sex noises in my ceiling

@Shrigglepuss well stop slithering about please, it’s very noisy

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